philkid3Nov 15, 20216 min read5. Splash Mountain (Magic Kingdom, 1992)Combining a massive dark ride with a peaceful ride system, then dotting it with unparalleled thrills is a recipe for legend status.
philkid3Nov 11, 202110 min read9. Pirates of the Caribbean (Magic Kingdom, 1973)It may be not not do everything its West Coast predecessor did, but here's the case for everything amazing it does do.
philkid3Nov 3, 20216 min read17. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (Magic Kingdom, 1971)It may have been too difficult to survive forever, but in its day, Captain Nemo took guests on an adventure without peer.
philkid3Oct 30, 20215 min read21. Liberty Square Riverboat (Magic Kingdom, 1973)A uniquely authentic experience that makes the park what it is, with immaculate vibes.
philkid3Oct 21, 20215 min read30. Jungle Cruise (Magic Kingdom, 1971)It's not in spite of the jokes, the ancient animated figures, or the simple ride vehicles; it's because of.
philkid3Oct 10, 20213 min read41. Na'vi River Journey (Disney's Animal Kingdom, 2017)Despite having a little bit of a little brother complex, this is a near-perfect use of the perfect ride system and setting.
philkid3Oct 5, 20214 min read46. Listen to the Land (EPCOT Center, 1982)Touring the food you can eat somehow manages to be extremely cool.